The chords for the FCC song, by comedian Eric Idle. Free for download 
right here:
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3

Transcribed by Joel "Roint" Glidden
http://roint.sdf1.org/

Crazy Chord Chart:

   C#m7b5
e-----------
b--5--------
g--4--------
d--5--------
a--4--------
e-----------

I think you can figure out the other chords...

NOW HERE'S THE SONG!

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G             D           G       G7
Fuck you very much, the FCC.
C             C#m7b5          D     G7
Fuck you very much for fining me.
     C                C#m7b5       G      F#m     E
Five thousand bucks a fuck, So i'm really out of luck.
       A                                   D
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me!

   G             D          G       G7
So fuck you very much the FCC
    C                 C#m7b5            D        G7
For proving that free speech just isn't free
      C                C#m7b5
Clear Channel's a dear channel
   G      F#m        E
So Howard Stern must go
  A                               D
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
     G                 F#m             E
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo!
   A               D    G
So Fuck you all so very much


    So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush
    For heroically sitting on your tush
    For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
    Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
    She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male
    So fuck you all so very much


    So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
    Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
    Your pacemaker must be a fake
    You haven't got a heart
    As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
    And as for Condoleezza she an intellectual tart
    So fuck you all so very much


    So fuck you very much the EPA
    For giving all Alaska's oil away
    It really is a bummer
    When I can't fill my Hummer
    The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say
    "Ze nuklear vinter games are going to take place in LA"
    So fuck you all so very much


    So what the planet fails
    Let's save the great white males
    And fuck you all so very much 

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February 17th, 2005
I posted this because the other day the government increased fines for 
obscenity from approximately $30,000 for a station to $500,000 and for an 
individual, from approximately $11,000 to $500,000.

I fucking hate the government, I fucking hate the FCC and I fucking hate 
everything censorship stands for. Our senators are nothing more than a bunch 
of fucking fascists and they don't deserve to be in office.

 - Joel Glidden


"You wanna know how you can help your children? LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE."
	- George Carlin, "You're All Diseased"